I switched my VoIP service to another provider from Vonage today.  I have had less painful experiences breaking up with girlfriends.  I was literally asked twelve different questions about why I was leaving, where I was going, is there anything they can do to keep me, etc.  I finally wanted to tell the guy “it’s not you, it’s me.  I’m just not growing in this relationship”.  Ugh.

Once you validate it’s me calling (phone number, last four of SSN, Mother’s maiden name, PIN number) I think we can pretty much consummate the action.  Let’s not drag this out, let’s just move on with our lives.  I think it’s time we see other people.

Really, it’s not you.  It’s me.